Based on a dream i had recently.

...Sanitary Sam has been recycling your used goods since 1966...

...Ain't nothin' open in this town after midnight 'cept Aortal Annie's legs...

....Renal Roscoe felt finer than a frog hair split four ways when
pourin' drinks for them town folks... And that's pretty damn fine....

...Tommy and Timmy the Testicle Twins worked hard at the ranch, even when it was hotter than two rats humpin' in a wool sock....